Gorgeous Almera in the Ukrain

[Darchitect]

And you were expecting?...
http://gorgeous-singles.blogspot.com/2009/11/almera.html

 

[Corbalicious]

Awesome! More foreign bride websites!

 

[RAJackson]

right forget the club rally car we need to pitch in and buy this almera.

imagine how much use we would get out of her!

but each member has to clean her down after a ride, or she will just get disgusting.

and no body mods

 

[dub_almera]

She's a minger

 

[RAJackson]

 

[x-NiCKi-GTi-x]

Haha, I've came across something like that before but it was a bloke called Nissan! lol

 

[Touch_Reality]

Lmfao

 

[wraith]

Lower it, flare the arches, de-coke the pipes, quick respray..

 

[x-NiCKi-GTi-x]

Haha! I didn't think you could compare women to cars that easily!

 

[Corbalicious]

Oooh, I'd like to 'Drive' that.

Turn her key.

Weld up the rust patches.

Pay tax.

Innuendo Fail.

 

[x-NiCKi-GTi-x]

No, she should be free Corbs, you shouldn't have to pay anything for that!

 

[Simcard]

Bounce her off the redline till you blow your cylinder head? That's all i got for now, Wezz will have a few.

 

[Chris180]

Wonder if it has a dipstick?

 

[Corbalicious]

Shes running low on oil.

Might need to change the CV joint.

I'll bet she goes round corners very well.

I'm not very good at this.

 

[Simcard]

Wonder if it has a dipstick?

Nah you gotta spit on your finger and hope you dont check the transmission oil when you wanted to check the engine oil.

 

[Raceworx]

Almera is a tender, calm and communicative 26-year-old Ukrainian woman with a wonkey eye

she would let you give her a batty honning! specially when your paying for her 6 kids!

 

[RAJackson]

she would let you give her a batty honning! specially when your paying for her 6 kids!

congratulations on spoiling it for others

 

[Darchitect]

Hmm... I wonder if she has a long service history, maybe if her fluids were topped up her eyes would look in the same direction instead of one eye pointing away for left-hand drive.

 

[th3k3ymast3r]

Would this be the one ideal situation where an AFPR could prove useful?

 

[Glen]

Hmm... I wonder if she has a long service history, maybe if her fluids were topped up her eyes would look in the same direction instead of one eye pointing away for left-hand drive.

her tracking maybe out