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Having had some cock of a moderator close my 1st thread because he thought it was "pointless", I'm gone. I'll leave you to polish your Nissan badge, Zetetic, you sad tosser. Who did you donate your sense of humour to? Thank you and good night.
 
i think maybe its more your sense of humour that needs to be donated:door:

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Having had some cock of a moderator close my 1st thread because he thought it was "pointless", I'm gone. I'll leave you to polish your Nissan badge, Zetetic, you sad tosser. Who did you donate your sense of humour to? Thank you and good night.

You've bee non the road for 24 years but you don't know how a car works?

Asking a gay question like that was never gonan get you far...and your replies dug you a deeper hole.

Maybe research Wiki for some basic know how.
 
i think your all fucking idiots. TBH you behavior on the guys first post to a fourm was shamefull!! heres his post :-

I've just made the transition to 4 wheels after 24 years on bikes (and a couple in a 3-wheeler). I've only been driving my X-reg 1.8 5-door Almera for a week and I have formed a strong bond with it already!

Having come from bikes, I'm disappointed to find that you can't just fit a power band to make your Almera go faster. How do these performance chips work? are they high in polyunsaturates?

if you know anything about bikes then youll know you can get such things as a power band.. as the guy next to me is having one fitted to his GSXR its basicly a remaped unit with removed limiter and offers more power just like a unichip or a reflashed ecu.. but what amkes the difference here is weight.. a 10BHP increase on a bike with no weight is noticable a 10BHP increase on a fat lardy almera not so much.. hence why rather than just the re-map like you get for a bike we need to couple ours with other mods to really get a noticable gain!!

i sometimes despaire at this fourm you allow street racing post and post from people who blatently know fuck all about cars yet a guy askes why we dont just add a flash chip to our cars like they do on bikes and makes on funny comment about motogp guys and we close the thread and piss all over him...

you lot need to grow some fucking brains and read rather than reaching for the stupid fucking macro file full of shity pictures!! GROW UP!!
 
oh they already gave him a warm welcome this is just "who can find the best macro picture party" the two post together paint almera owners as a bunch of twats TBH and this is why im angry cos im not..
 
Are you so short sighted as to not realise that this Captain Slow character was clearly taking the piss!? By doing so he invited the kind of replies he got. Some realised and offered some come backs, some didn't (like you) and seem to be offended that he got the replies that he did. Lighten up, life's too short. Most of the banter on here is light hearted and it's a good place because of it.

Now, go grab yourself a bacon sarnie and a coffee and have a nice day now yahear :D

As for calling us all fucking idiots, way to alienate yourself dude.....:roll:
 
oh they already gave him a warm welcome this is just "who can find the best macro picture party" the two post together paint almera owners as a bunch of twats TBH and this is why im angry cos im not..

oh come on, you have to admit some of those pictures are fucking funny
 
maybe if he kept his anger to a pm directly to zetetic he wouldnt get slanted, people would have forgot about his welcoming post and all would have been normal, but to come on a public forum and on your 3rd post start calling an ex member of staff for one a tosser isnt going to get him anywere.
 
if you know anything about bikes then youll know you can get such things as a power band.


it was the term power band that got me? thought that referred to the rev range with peak power?

a lot of 2 stroke race bikes have a power valve in the exhaust ports, or for your bigger sports bikes you get those power commander chips that adjust fuelling for more power? but i was unaware of anything called a power band, maybe i'll stand corrected?

a lot of people spending money on these chips for bikes would be better off spendin money on tuiton or track time anyway, a lot are v good at twisting the throttle in a straight line and shit themselves at the first sign of a bend, just winds me up a bit..

ANYWAY.... most of the pics and flamin he received were due to the bitchin he gave zetetic publicly, that should have been thru pm. there's ways of dealing with things, such as not calling everyone fucking idiots and then telling them to grow up and grow some brains - kinda ironic!!
 
I agree, although Captain Slow didnt receive the best welcome from us, he shouldnt have slagged off a mod like that. I guess we dont need people with that kind of attitude on here anyway :P
 
i think your all fucking idiots.


a fat lardy almera

i sometimes despaire at this fourm

you lot need to grow some fucking brains and read rather than reaching for the stupid fucking macro file full of shity pictures!! GROW UP!!


Why the fuck are you on here then? Yes he posted a valid question about bike tuning verses car tuning, however if he intends to get the hump and be abusive towards a senior member then it breaches the rules of the forum. Reguardless of the reason abuse of that kind musnt be tolerated otherwise every eBay electric supercharger tosser will bounce around slagging everyone off for deleting their pointless posts.

Like others i find it hard to believe he knew nothing about the differences of bike and car tuning, how can you assume you're operating the better form of transport without studying the competition.
 
Having had some cock of a moderator close my 1st thread because he thought it was "pointless", I'm gone. I'll leave you to polish your Nissan badge, Zetetic, you sad tosser. Who did you donate your sense of humour to? Thank you and good night.

As one of your first threads it was a bit silly, so silly i didn`t even bother reading it till this thread cropped up. It is a bit daft comparing a bike engine mod to car engine mod. Bike engines, generally speaking are alot simpler and easier to tune than those found in a family hatchback!


i think your all fucking idiots. TBH you behavior on the guys first post to a fourm was shamefull!! heres his post :-

With the greatest respect, someone who`s still a non-member with all your amount of posts shouldn`t even make comment.
 
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