LOL.. I think you have a hole in your bulkhead and your brain has become overloaded with DERV fumage.
"then it would produce readings more true to the way the car performs on the road.".. They have already created a dyno just for that, it's called a variable load dyno.
There are effectively 2 types of dyno - Inertia (as seen at the weekend and common place) or Variable Load (not so common but they do exist).
From memory, with a variable load dyno you can do 0-60 runs / quarter mile runs and so on.. But whilst it's the closest you can get to getting a "way the car performs on the road" idea, it will still always fall short of any real useful analysis. It won't take into account / climatic conditions (cold air is denser and when sucked through the intake helps performance, hence why we all love the damp cold winter mornings) / wind resistance / ground conditions / tyre degradation (for grip) and most importantly fluctuating car (and passenger(s)) weight. I have a 60 litre fuel tank in my GT and to visualise how much a full tank weighs, picture 30 X 2 litre bottles of coke.. That's a shit load of weight, weight that will change when you're using fuel.
So in reality there is nothing out there, that can ever accurately give us a magic figure of anything whatsoever, that we can apply to how our car would perform on the road.
We can only ever go on engine power figures, quarter times, power to weight ratios and brag about them accordingly
"then it would produce readings more true to the way the car performs on the road.".. They have already created a dyno just for that, it's called a variable load dyno.
There are effectively 2 types of dyno - Inertia (as seen at the weekend and common place) or Variable Load (not so common but they do exist).
From memory, with a variable load dyno you can do 0-60 runs / quarter mile runs and so on.. But whilst it's the closest you can get to getting a "way the car performs on the road" idea, it will still always fall short of any real useful analysis. It won't take into account / climatic conditions (cold air is denser and when sucked through the intake helps performance, hence why we all love the damp cold winter mornings) / wind resistance / ground conditions / tyre degradation (for grip) and most importantly fluctuating car (and passenger(s)) weight. I have a 60 litre fuel tank in my GT and to visualise how much a full tank weighs, picture 30 X 2 litre bottles of coke.. That's a shit load of weight, weight that will change when you're using fuel.
So in reality there is nothing out there, that can ever accurately give us a magic figure of anything whatsoever, that we can apply to how our car would perform on the road.
We can only ever go on engine power figures, quarter times, power to weight ratios and brag about them accordingly