Cheers Liam and yeah that's be great happyharry - Wouldn't mind having a crack at doing it myself
Went to a garage I trust before to asses the condition of the new 'mera. Informed the mechanics about all of said problems and we went through them one by one.
The smoke coming out of the back of the exhaust is white and seems to be condensation more than smoke. Their guess is that because it has been sat for a while that water has accumilated in the system and is just getting burned out. They reckon after driving it for a week or two it should calm down or completely stop. They said they could smell a slight hint of oil in the gases but they could tell the cat was working because you can smell it. - You guys live with these cars so if this sounds wrong let me know!
The front bar is bent behind the bumper - Not an MOT fail and nothing to worry about.
The engine seems to move a lot - Suspected engine mount, will be closer inspected tomorrow
Squeak when car is moved off or jerked about - Suspected engine mount again although possibly the clutch?
Headlight aims are both ridiculous - Need adjusting due to the lovely lady that owned it before me damaging the front end. I'm going to sort this but I dont know if I'm going to have to fit a whole new bumper and front bar (not sure what it is called but it holds the headlights).
Seized callipers - The two rear callipers were seized, both rear discs were knakered, both rear pads and both front pads were shot. £272 fitted with a full engine inspection and a check to see if the squeaky engine mount can be located and fixed. Also the head light aim will be getting sorted.
It's the best I can do for now considering I have zero free time to work on the car during the days which is disappointing!
Just an update all