- i'm waitin for the ALC
- shit better get in line
....
- i don't have any cash, but i do have the v5 to my car, so it goes like this.... i lose, winner takes my car, but if i win, i take the cash, and i take the ALC membership - to some people that's more important
dude you should have put im waiting for a moderator...
after halfords scene hero pulls up at nuneaton cars line the sides with members on there sunstrip our lead says NEWB
lead gets out of his almera saloon (yes im the lead
im writting it)
*cut to cov with the rest of the boys
"check out this snow man
*cov walks over
"Hey man names cov, got a last name to but it didnt fit in the user name panal"
"raceworx"
*shakes garnz hand
"typical newb name so what you running"
*lead smiles
"oh you gona make me find out the hard way.. se that *points at his SRi.. thats my baby GA all the way"
lead "you race"
"yeah man im trying to break a 17 trying to get to shakys,, you ever heard of that"
lead "hell yeah"
*shaggy appears
"whats up
lead "i'm waitin for the moderator"
"shit better get in line.... so this yours"
lead "im standing buy it"
"That's funny. You know, shaggy happens to know a few things. And one of the things shaggy knows is: t's not how you stand by your car...it's how you race your car. You better learn that."
* 5 cars apear with moderator on the sunstrip
"oh shit its on"
*car pull up rev the bollocks out of there engines..
*(a moderator) steps out and shouts to cov
"hey we got any new paid members"
*lead pushes in
*i don't have any cash, but i do have the v5 to my car, so it goes like this.... i lose, winner takes my car, but if i win, i take the cash, and i take the ALC membership - to some people that's more important*
moderator
"that your car?"
*que opening up the bonnet
Corbs - "i see a k&n 57i, a tommo special solid front mount..... it has colour coded bumpstrips , ph 2 rear clusters..."
moderator "yeh, and a ripspeed tax disc holder and stainless exhaust tip....not a bad way to spend £200"
*crowd
"ooooooooooooooooooo"
lead "so am i a member?"
moderator "we dont know yet but your not banned"
*cut to race sequence start
*cars are all omn the line reving up.. shaggy is in his almera can bearly see over the steering wheel wezz walks up next to him..
This is yours weather you win or loose"
*whilst putting shaggys hand on his crotch
"but if you win you get him to"
*cut to tommo waving...
*cut to rowdy being sick in his hat in his car...
okay you get the idea i could go on for ages re writting lol