The Fast and the Furious

What did I do to get dragged into this lol!!! And my dad doesn't work at mc Donalds lmao!! All ill say tho Hally is, lend me your cams and ill beat your best time in my first run lol! Oh an your almera must be the only almera that has flood defences lol, is it on stilts :D :p x
 
*Tommo smacks Dan in the face with a spade*
Tommo -Tell me what the hell you're doing here.

Dan - Shit. What I'm doing? I owe you a 15.6-second car. And what this is about, this is about Shakeys. I just went in there and Wez is gonna be running three Nissan Pulsars with VVL engines. And on top of that, he just came into Halfords and he ordered three Ripspeed pedal sets, with flashing gear knobs, and a universal Rage exhaust,

Tommo - So, what are you saying? You're gonna check everybody's shit out, one driveway after another?

Dan - Yeah. Because, Tommo, you know I can't lose again.
 
wezz and joe are standing washing dishes, a pissed and messy lookin tommo walks in...

wezz: hey tommo, what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to? that cute little one with the...

tommo: the one with the litte red cardboard fries boxes?

wezz: yeh with the little red paper fries boxes...

tommo: mcdonalds?

wezz: yeh thats it mcdonalds


wezz turns away from tommo and gazes lustfully at joe...

wezz: well YOU can take me there, friday night?

joe: yeh friday sounds good

tommo turns from the couple in disgust and barges out the kitchen, smashing his elbow against the door on the way and shouting "ya dirty little fuckeerrzzzzzzzz"

joe glares at tommo...

joe: fukin skank
 
wezz and joe are standing washing dishes, a pissed and messy lookin tommo walks in...

wezz: hey tommo, what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to? that cute little one with the...

tommo: the one with the litte red cardboard fries boxes?

wezz: yeh with the little red paper fries boxes...

tommo: mcdonalds?

wezz: yeh thats it mcdonalds


wezz turns away from tommo and gazes lustfully at joe...

wezz: well YOU can take me there, friday night?

joe: yeh friday sounds good

tommo turns from the couple in disgust and barges out the kitchen, smashing his elbow against the door on the way and shouting "ya dirty little fuckeerrzzzzzzzz"

joe glares at tommo...

joe: fukin skank

Fucking brilliant! lol
 
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