The Fast and the Furious

My shitty attempt..


-Dear heavenly errr....

-Spirit!

-Spirit! Thank you for for providing us with the N15 Nissan Almeras, GA14DEs, SR20DEs, VZR N1's and Pulsars.

-Amen

-Amen!
 
DEC 31st 2010

Dan: I almost had you!! :D

Shaggy: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... slipping clutch??..... You're lucky that 9000rpm of VVL didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Non VVLers: You Tell him Shag!!

Shaggy: Now, i gotta to rip apart the block... and add some shaggy magic!

Shaggy: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. :lol:
 
this will decimate all after you put about £15 or more into over night parts from halfords =]
 
Darren puts floppy disk into computer, others look on intrigued...

images of n16 with ludicrous bodykit pop up

"we got the GTR fully adjustable suspension and some 24 pot calipers with 600mm disks.... then we'll go for an rb26det+t+t which'll give us 2000bhp and a new unlimited lsd givin us better traction for the holeshot"

others look on bewildered...

"you should be goin to muppet posts or somethin..."

"nah i got that O..A... errr I....."

"Over Active Imagination?"

"yeh that shit, there's just somethin about dreamin up impossible mods that makes me forget the morrisons security guard"

bump for more lulz.

I remembered this the other day for some reason and I hactually lold.
 
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