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AlanDITD said:
I dont race.

But my mate has beaten a Astin martin vanquish and a ferrari 355 in a.......


........Vauxhall corsa

Both from a roll about 70mph onwards

and both were not even going past 1200rpm rofl
 
lol nope.

Try a 450hp corsa that weighs about 900kg.

The uy who owns the fastest corsa in the uk said he would get stuffed by it from a roll on the road but its badly set up on for the 1/4 and just cant put the power down
 
450bhp in a corsa. Why???????????????? Is it FWD?? If so thats hilarious! I wonder why he cant get the power down...........Some genius this guy

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oh yes my first picture :)
 
why not?

the car was built for road use it gets the power down pretty much fine, once its going. just not to great at launching. But how often do you launch on the normall roads.

They are working on the suspension to get the power down a bit better and have just got some road legal slicks to help with grip. Ran alot better once the raised the back to give some more grip also.

Your always very quick to try take the piss. And if you knew the guys you probs wouldnt call them noobs . Are you a keyboard warrior?
 
i wouldnt take the piss, id say well done and fair play, the number of laughs the bloke must have embarrassing ferrari etc

and waht about DBull? from what i see everyone respects him, and hes running 410bhp in a stripped out micra, bit like a 450bhp corsa dont you think?

not argueing by the way just making a point
 
for a start the build quality of a micra is a thousand times better than a corsa. Its horrible sitting in a corsa doing 30 nevermind the speed's your talking about. I drive a variety of car's everyday and do no what im talking about :)

thanks

syms

ps. I would regard myself more of a muff man than a keyboard warrior but hey :)

on another note how did they keep the weight to 900kg's and strengthen the chasis and engine bay to hold the new engine and support a car doing these speeds? Just out of curiosity and all before you jump the gun
 
lol its only a debate i don't know why everyone gets so hissy fitty.

reading back maybe i was a bit quick to judge i apoligise, personally i think its pointless but each to their own opinions and all so sorry if i upset you
 
nah mate its more of a "i aint had a day off holiday for like a year and a half and my back hurts" lol. Going for a spin in the 'mera soon then i think it'll be a few spliff's and an early nite :) Something like this.....

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go for a drive in like 10mins then il give the 'mera a clean, put it away in its garage, then the spliffs will begin
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syms said:
for a start the build quality of a micra is a thousand times better than a corsa. Its horrible sitting in a corsa doing 30 nevermind the speed's your talking about. I drive a variety of car's everyday and do no what im talking about :)

Agree with that 100% corsas rattle, squeak, judder, buzz, vibrate like nothing else a modern motor manufacturer could produce.

But wouldn't that be half the fun in a car like that? I'm currently driving a stripped out sunny ZX and the knocks and squeaks add to the experience (except on the motorway)
 
yeah it is.

your driving along in a banged out corsa, well body wise its mint, and know that theres practically nothing that can beat you. The expressions on peoples faces when an old corsa flys by you. Its quiet fun!
 
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